AN:Thanks to the Heliocentric Discord channel and nissan specifically for enabling me. I only wrote this to convey a tone and it would have been lost to the depths of the recursive channel without nissan's enthusiasm.
Honestly, he's reading this book and it seems like he's not paying attention and I start to wonder why I wasted the money. And then this assassin comes out of nowhere and tries to attack me and then--
Sound of a thousand birds. The assassin's already dead. Fucking huge hole in his stomach.
I'm telling you, man. Ninjas. Fucking terrifying.
But the craziest ones are damn efficient.
-- Some Civilian Talking to Morbidly Curious Friends at a Bar | Possibly an in-Universe Copypasta
How the Chidori Got It's Name
Honestly, he's reading this book and it seems like he's not paying attention and I start to wonder why I wasted the money. And then this assassin comes out of nowhere and tries to attack me and then--
Sound of a thousand birds. The assassin's already dead. Fucking huge hole in his stomach.
I'm telling you, man. Ninjas. Fucking terrifying.
But the craziest ones are damn efficient.
-- Some Civilian Talking to Morbidly Curious Friends at a Bar | Possibly an in-Universe Copypasta